![]() ![]() ![]() If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. Also, Gru’s dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is. Based on average dick size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. On December 28th, 2018, user jimkaxon1 posted the copypasta to /r/copypasta, gaining over 7,600 points. The copypasta was revived in December when a different copypasta about Gru's penis which referenced the original began to spread. Buzzfeed covered the Gru's height discovery in December of that year. On June 30th, 2018, YouTuber Slazo made a video about the copypasta, gaining over 1.9 million views (shown below). It was posted the following day to /r/copypasta, where it gained over 1,200 points. On April 19th, 2018, the post appeared on /r/theydidthemath, where it gained over 2,800 points. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. The post gained over 30,000 notes (shown below). On April 5th, 2018, Tumblr user drkinfession posted an analysis of Gru with relation to known Despicable Me lore, concluding Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. ![]()
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